ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

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seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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humorprince:

tuition fee must be like tuition free

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Stop saying you love me like it’s a fucking curse
— 10 Word Story

(Source: boofreecas)

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pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

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The one where L regrets having asked Light out.

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shouldnt:

McKenna Peterson, 12, writes an open letter to Dick’s Sporting Goods about their 2014 basketball catelog.  All I can say to McKenna is that the world needs more people like you.

shouldnt:

McKenna Peterson, 12, writes an open letter to Dick’s Sporting Goods about their 2014 basketball catelog.  All I can say to McKenna is that the world needs more people like you.

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