wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

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deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

image

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the-goddamazon:

queerfabulousmermaid:

dynastylnoire:

mdewey-lol:

and some more gems

and my personal favorite

Oh my fucking god :’) i love ebery one of these

GO IN

"do u gel ur hair with the grease from ur own personality"

i’m fucking dead LMFAO

YO Twitter is RUTHLESS LMFAOOOOOO

(Source: eleanorbearder)

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ask-light-rainbow-and-others:

this is why brain isn’t the main character…

(Source: 2000ish)

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  • parents: *yells at you*
  • parents: *screams at you*
  • parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
  • me: *raises voice slightly*
  • parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down

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emmacalzone:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

WAAAANT

(Source: aasrial)

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

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callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

(Source: gotolargo)

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